A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

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A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

(For all you folks who love dentists, please know this is written in jest, just for fun!

Dentists do invaluable work!  But consider this:  does life ever really change?!)  😊

MEDIEVAL:

Forsooth, forsooth!

He broke his tooth,

Grab some leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

Forsooth, forsooth!   😊

 

MODERN:

In truth, in truth,

He broke his tooth,

We are the leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

In truth, in truth!   😊