MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

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[Disclaimer: For all the “P.C. crowd,” out there,

this poem is meant only for fun and we all must

recognize that physical looks aren’t everything

and also that mothers contribute even more to

their children’s looks than crude, ugly fathers!]

 

MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!

I looked into my lover’s eyes,

And realized, to my surprise,

She looks just like her daddy!

For this, I was not ready!

 

But then, I realized

I shouldn’t be surprised,

It’s cool how God can take

An ugly man, and make

 

A lovely, curvy girl,

Who makes my ten toes curl!

So, when my lover aims to kiss,

You know, for sure, I will not miss!   😊

DAUGHTERS AND THEIR DADS

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DAUGHTERS AND THEIR DADS

When she was first born,

Her daddy held her in his arms,

And from that first morn,

He’d vow to save her from all harm,

 

Daughters and their daddies

Have a special bond, you see,

A love no one taught her,

A love born naturally,

 

Although she’s now grown,

She’s still his precious pearl,

Both of them have always known

She’ll stay his little girl!

 

Today is her wedding day,

And though it may appear

He is happy and okay,

Inside, he’ll shed a tear.

 

Yes, daughters and their daddies

Have a special bond, you see,

A love no one taught her,

A love born naturally.   🙂

LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

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LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

Don’t you think I really oughta

Teach some life lessons to my darling daughter?

  1. Diet or exercise may be your friend,
  2. But you’ll love chocolate until the end!
  3. You don’t need lots of expensive tools,
  4. Just a hammer and duct tape, and you’ll be cool.
  5. Don’t smoke cigarettes and try not to speed,
  6. And please stay away from “whacky weed!”
  7. As for guys, before you say where your heart is at,
  8. Watch how he treats your dog or cat,
  9. And if he ever tries to give you some crap,
  10. Let him see the power of your taser gun’s zap!  😊