THE BOOGER BEARS!

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THE BOOGER BEARS!

I’m not afraid of the dark,

I’m just scared of booger bears,

Which may be lurking in the park,

While I am walking there,

 

I intend to walk briskly

And hope, per chance…

I won’t see booger bears,

And won’t wet my pants!   😊

REALITY IN THE DARK!

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REALITY IN THE DARK!

The reality is stark,

As I lie here in the dark,

Is this my nightly fate?

Not much to contemplate!

 

No need to summons Socrates,

Nor to debate Demosthenes,

Indeed, enough is said,

I surely, simply…wet the bed!   😊

I drifted off to sleep and then,

Yes, I wet the bed again!   😊

 

MYSTERIES IN THE DARK!

dark candle

MYSTERIES IN THE DARK!

I rolled over in the dark,

Did I just poke a shark?!

It was silky and long,

Though I may be wrong,

 

It moved when I poked,

But then, aloud you spoke,

“Don’t touch my leg,

You silly egg!”

 

And that’s when I knew,

I AM an egg, it’s true,

And that mysteries in the dark

May seem scary, and so stark!   😊

 

There’s one more mystery,

We’ll talk later,

How’d an egg get out

The refrigerator?!   😊