GRANNY’S FIRST RULE

GRANNY’S FIRST RULE

You’d better listen to Granny,

Her first rule was clear,

And she’d blister your fanny,

If you didn’t listen or hear:

 

Even if you get shot,

And pain drives you insane,

You dang well better not

Take the Lord’s name in vain,

 

Granny was sweet

To all gentlemen and ladies,

Until you broke her first rule,

Then, she’d condemn you

To Hades!   😊