GRANNY’S FIRST RULE
You’d better listen to Granny,
Her first rule was clear,
And she’d blister your fanny,
If you didn’t listen or hear:
Even if you get shot,
And pain drives you insane,
You dang well better not
Take the Lord’s name in vain,
Granny was sweet
To all gentlemen and ladies,
Until you broke her first rule,
Then, she’d condemn you
To Hades! 😊