MY LAST COFFEE POD!

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MY LAST COFFEE POD!

You are pretty and sweet,

And you have a great bod,

 

But keep your grubby hands off

My last coffee pod!

 

I love you so much,

We were blessed by Cupid,

 

I’m talking about the coffee,

Not YOU, stupid!

 

Love is wonderful,

But my love affliction,

 

Will always be trumped

By my coffee addiction!   😊

BOGART, THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

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[Mule depiction from wikipedia]

BOGART THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

Bogart, the mule,

Was a mean, surly fool,

 

All the mules, he’d harass,

And bite on the ass,

 

He’d then laugh and hee-haw,

Strangest thing you ever saw,

 

Bogart hailed from Casablanca,

Where he drank lotsa Sanka,

 

Full of Sanka, he’d twerk,

Yes, this mean, bully jerk,

 

While twerking, man, oh man!

Bogart was “twerked” by a van!

 

The lesson:  Don’t be a jerk,

And try to show some class,

 

And while full of coffee, don’t twerk,

Or bite others on the ass!   😊