THE NEW CLOWN STORE!

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THE NEW CLOWN STORE!

Welcome, kind Sir,

To our new clown store,

 

We seek laughter, not money,

Before you leave out the door,

 

And if you don’t laugh,

Please know, per chance,

 

Clowns tickle feet and toes,

Until you wet your pants!

 

So, welcome, kind Sir,

Care to buy a clown vest?

 

But beware, clowns are watching,

So, please laugh your best!   😊

THE BAD CLOWNS ARE COMING!

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THE BAD CLOWNS!

The bad clowns are coming!

So, you better run fast!

You don’t have to be the first,

But please don’t be the last!

 

But these clowns aren’t evil,

They won’t eat your spleen or ears,

These clowns are just boring,

They will bore you to tears!   😊

THE CLOWN CAR!

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THE CLOWN CAR

I was stuck in a clown car
While riding on a train,

Forty-two kilometers
From Barcelona, Spain.

How I got there,
I don’t know!

But what I saw
Was quite a show!

Clowns were running,
Jumping, everywhere!

At first, all I could do
Was stare and stare!

Big red noses
And floppy, clomping feet,

Climbing all over
Every seat!

The clowns were devilish
And playing pranks!

They’d pull each other’s noses
And then oddly say, “thanks!”

Finally, one small clown asked,
“Why are you here?”

I said, “I don’t know,”
“I did not mean to appear!”

Then, the clown said,
With a mischievous grin,

“You must agree to be pranked
Before you go where you’ve been!”

My heart sank!
Pranked, what prank?

What does this mean,
I thinked and thanked!

He gave me two choices:
To be “befuzzled” or “kersplat!”

I didn’t really know what to
Think about that!

But quicker than a sneeze,
I chose “kersplat!”

And before I could move,
Pies hit where I was at!

Pies hit my face,
My eyes and nose,

Lots of pies, every place,
Including my toes!

But I then really learned
Where this prank was at,

When the clowns tossed me
Off the train, “kersplat!”

So, I sat in a ditch

Watching a train,

Now, forty-one kilometers

From Barcelona, Spain.