HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!

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HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!

I don’t want to go home for Christmas,

There is no peace at home,

I’d rather visit Panama’s Isthmus,

Or drive dog sleds up at Nome,

 

It’s not I don’t love my family,

All my uncles, aunts, and their brats,

But I just want some peace this year,

That is where I’m at,

 

But I love my nephews and niece,

And enjoyed their laughter in the past,

Maybe I shouldn’t choose peace,

They’re growing up so fast,

 

And my aunt’s fruitcake “brick,”

Oh, I love her so,

But what’s her recipe trick,

It’s a big “ho ho NO!”

 

And then, there’s my dear grandma,

Such bad health in the past,

Who knows, now, if I don’t go,

This could be her last,

 

So, yes, I’ve changed my mind,

You will find me this year at home,

I choose love over peace,

Maybe, next year, I’ll choose Nome!   😊

MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

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MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!

Take three cups of rum

And one cup of flour,

Make your mixer hum

For half an hour,

 

Next, take an eye of newt,

And a pinch of paprika,

Rooty-toot-toot,

You go, Chica!

 

Here’s what it’s about,

Mix in one hickory nut,

Then, throw it ALL out,

And let’s go to Pizza Hut!   😊