MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PIE!
Take three cups of rum
And one cup of flour,
Make your mixer hum
For half an hour,
Next, take an eye of newt,
And a pinch of paprika,
Rooty-toot-toot,
You go, Chica!
Here’s what it’s about,
Mix in one hickory nut,
Then, throw it ALL out,
And let’s go to Pizza Hut! 😊