BEING A GRANDPA!

BEING A GRANDPA!

Being a grandpa

Is really grand!

It’s the grandest thing

Which God has planned!

 

It’s like God has given me

A second glimpse,

Of my own darling,

Little imps!

 

I can’t have enough,

If I only have four,

I’ll always dream

Of having four more!

 

And grandpa visits,

End like this sweet poem,

You sugar ‘em up,

And send ‘em home!   😊

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DEADBEAT HELL

DEADBEAT HELL

Any man who hits his wife,

And fills her life with fear and strife,

Any man who won’t work and pay

To support his children every day,

In worst cases, send him straight to jail,

And then, straight to Deadbeat Hell!

THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM AFFLICTION!

THE GREEN EGG AND HAM AFFLICTION!

Hello, call me Sam,

Sam, I am,

 

Reading books to kids is lots of fun,

Except reading over and over the very same one!

 

I’ve read Green Eggs and Ham 8,857 times,

And now, I can speak only in Dr. Seuss rhymes!

 

I’ve seen counselors, wizards, and doctors galore,

I’ve tried them, tried them, more and more,

 

I’ve tried doctors on a train,

In a car, and in a bus,

 

I’ve tried doctors everywhere,

Everywhere, what a fuss!

 

And one more problem,

I now am…

 

Able to eat

Only green eggs and ham!   🙂