GIT UP AND GIT!
You’re an empty bowl of morals,
But filled with vanity,
Your narcissistic quarrels
Drive me to insanity,
You’re a low-down cheating dog,
And you ain’t worth spit,
So, you selfish hog,
Just “git” up and “git!” 😊
Tag: cheating
LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR!
LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR!
Like a Chevy running hot
On a cold winter day,
Happy, she was not,
And there’d be Hell to pay,
She found lipstick on his collar,
Before she did the wash,
And she began to holler,
By golly and by gosh!
She found them in a motel,
Down south, on Highway 10,
She shot ‘em both to “Ho” Hell,
And now, she’s in the pen,
The moral’s short and sweet,
No need to hoot and holler,
Never, never cheat,
Or don’t leave lipstick on your collar! 😊
SAD, SAD MEMORIES
SAD, SAD MEMORIES
At the end of a dry husked corn field
Just outside our little town,
Underneath a gray quartz rock,
Sad, sad memories can be found.
For that is where I buried
Keepsakes of my one true love.
Special memories that I’d carried
But no longer dare think of.
Sad, sad memories, how they linger
In the corners of my mind,
Sad, sad memories, with a stinger
Of the lyin,’ cheatin’ kind,
Sad, sad memories, how they linger
With bile, my heart, they fill,
Sad, sad memories of a lyin’ lover,
A lover who’s cheatin’ still.
SOUTHERN WRITER 