MY DOG, FRED

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MY DOG FRED

My story has a lesson

And a whole lot of sad,

It’s about the best dog,

Anybody ever had,

 

My dog, named Fred,

Was always by my side,

Until the tragic day,

When my loyal pet died,

 

He ran into the street,

To retrieve an errant ball,

He was hit by a truck,

And that was all,

 

You may lose a spouse,

A husband or a wife,

But a dog will stick by you,

For the rest of his life!   😊

 

I HAD A BAD DAY!

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I HAD A BAD DAY!

I had a bad day,

That’s all I gotta say,

First, I slipped and fell on the bathroom mat,

Then, I dropped the coffee pot on the cat,

Out the window flew my favorite cap,

I spilled hot coffee on my boss’ lap,

My girl friend told me to take a hike,

Worse still, someone stole my new bike,

I wanted to go to bed and hide under the covers,

But there was my cat with three of his lovers!

I had a bad day,

That’s all I gotta say!   😊