CARDBOARD BURGERS!

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CARDBOARD BURGERS!

Our new cardboard burgers

Are so good for you!

They’re nutritious

And save the environment, too!

 

We take the boxes

In which hamburgers were packed,

And in between buns

The cardboard is stacked!

 

Bernie and AOC think

This is heaven sent

With fewer cows farting,

You protect the environment!

 

So, buy cardboard burgers,

There’s no waste,

And sadly, unfortunately,

There’s also no taste!   😊

CARDBOARD PERSONALITIES

cardboard

CARDBOARD PERSONALITIES

Don’t you just hate,

Cardboard personalities,

They’re like empty plates

Filled with dry banalities,

 

They don’t care

If your puppy died,

Their stoic brains

Are too freeze-dried,

 

We shouldn’t hate them

We should just feel pity,

They’re the real walking dead,

In an empty city.