MY TASTY KEY LIME MINTS!
You may think I’ve lost my marbles, or haven’t any sense,
But, oh, I love the taste of my key lime mints,
They have a little taste of coconut, but mainly it’s key lime,
And I could suck, suck, suck on them all the bloomin’ time!
Key lime mints are so wonderful, I can truly preach,
That if you close your eyes, you’ll feel you’re at the beach,
And they have the tartest taste of any mint which can be found,
But please suck, and never bite, or see your dentist for a crown!
This is a silly poem, it’s true, but don’t be rude or tense,
Please do yourself a favor and get some key lime mints! 🙂