TUMMY GLITTER!

TUMMY GLITTER!

Dietitians may view chocolate

As sugary litter,

But I view chocolate

As “tummy glitter!”

 

Every single kid,

Near and far,

Lights up when they open

A chocolate candy bar!

 

I love chocolate,

Of every shape and ilk,

White chocolate, dark chocolate,

And especially milk,

 

So, maybe dietitians

Wouldn’t be so bitter,

If they’d get out and grab

Some “tummy glitter!”   😊

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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR?

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR!

Would you travel very far

To buy your favorite candy bar?

I like Hershey bars, but more,

I like them as a part of smores,

 

Another bar, if I may say,

When I feel “nutty,” I buy Payday,

Mounds or Almond Joys? Sure, let’s eat it!

With their coconut, you can’t beat it!

 

Or maybe you satisfy chocolate cravings

With Three Musketeers, you are raving,

Also, I crave nutty Baby Ruths,

But watch out, you could break a tooth!

 

How about a Reeses peanut butter cup?

But is that a bar? I don’t know, what’s up?

But another bar that’s a winning ringer,

Is a tasty, flaky Butterfinger!

 

Or maybe its cousins hit the mark,

Zagnut, Fifth Avenue, or Clark,

But there’s no ifs, ands, or buts,

I hate Heath bars’ hard toffee and nuts,

 

So, What’s my favorite? It’s the Zero!

It’s my white chocolate hero!

What’s your opinion? Let’s not spar!

What’s your favorite candy bar?!   🙂

MY HERSHEY BAR

[Hershey candy bar depiction from wikipedia– reg. trademark of The Hershey Co.]

MY HERSHEY BAR

I’d climb Mt. Everest,

All for you!

I’d also crawl through the desert,

too!

And I’d swim across the ocean,

far,

But I won’t give you my

Hershey bar!   😊

MY LOVE FOR YOU (Two Versions)

MY LOVE FOR YOU (Version One)

My love for you is dying,

And along with it, I go,

I care no more for thinking how

I used to love you so,

You used me and abused me,

For far too long,

So, I sigh, and say “goodbye!”

This is my swan song!

 

MY LOVE FOR YOU (Version Two)

My love for you is dying,

And along with it, I go,

I care no more for thinking how

I used to love you so,

You are the sweetest, forsooth,

And you’ve the greatest taste by far!

But alas, you broke my tooth!

Goodbye, nut candy bars!