friends 14


You’re my best friend,

I really shouldn’t meddle,

But concerning your boyfriend,

You really shouldn’t “settle!”


Although looks don’t matter,

As a general rule,

Your guy looks like the south end

Of a north bound mule,


And while character is relative,

I think you shouldn’t wish

For a guy whose backbone

Is like a spineless jellyfish,


And if, on any street,

He ever met a book,

They’d likely give each other

A really strange look,


Because his brain, just like a caveman,

It’s plain to see,

Is the size, I’ll compromise,

Of a teeny English pea,


So, my friend, I know,

I really shouldn’t meddle,

But I say this so, you’ll go,

And stomp the gas pedal!   😊