CASABLANCA GOT IT WRONG!

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CASABLANCA GOT IT WRONG!

Casablanca got it wrong

I say, with a sigh,

In its old vintage song,

“As Time Goes By,”

 

The song proclaims,

“A kiss is just a kiss,”

Time and war are to blame,

So, it insists,

 

But I say kisses are timeless,

The world at war be damned,

The song misses the sublimeness

Of love in a jam,

 

So, though Bogie was cool,

In the end, I say,

Bogie was a fool

To let Ingrid get away!   😊

BOGART, THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

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[Mule depiction from wikipedia]

BOGART THE MEAN, TWERKING MULE

Bogart, the mule,

Was a mean, surly fool,

 

All the mules, he’d harass,

And bite on the ass,

 

He’d then laugh and hee-haw,

Strangest thing you ever saw,

 

Bogart hailed from Casablanca,

Where he drank lotsa Sanka,

 

Full of Sanka, he’d twerk,

Yes, this mean, bully jerk,

 

While twerking, man, oh man!

Bogart was “twerked” by a van!

 

The lesson:  Don’t be a jerk,

And try to show some class,

 

And while full of coffee, don’t twerk,

Or bite others on the ass!   😊