CARDBOARD BURGERS!

CARDBOARD BURGERS!

Our new cardboard burgers

Are so good for you!

They’re nutritious

And save the environment, too!

 

We take the boxes

In which hamburgers were packed,

And in between buns

The cardboard is stacked!

 

Bernie and AOC think

This is heaven sent

With fewer cows farting,

You protect the environment!

 

So, buy cardboard burgers,

There’s no waste,

And sadly, unfortunately,

There’s also no taste!   😊