BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

bald eagle

BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

Mother Nature has called,

I am losing my hair,

Yes, I am going bald,

And I don’t care!

 

I want no creams, no toupees,

Or transplanted hair,

In fact, I like my new

Yul Brynner savoir faire!

 

Besides, my barber gives discounts,

Since there’s fewer hairs to cut,

So, I don’t really care my head

Looks like a baby’s butt!   😊

THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

bear

THE BEAR HAIR LOTION!

Try my bear hair lotion,

Make your bald head come alive!

You’ll grow thick grizzly hair

For just nineteen ninety- five!

 

There IS one small side effect,

But don’t worry, tut-tut,

You’ll also grow thick bear hair

On your butt-butt!  🙂