BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

BARE BABY BUTT HEADS!

Mother Nature has called,

I am losing my hair,

Yes, I am going bald,

And I don’t care!

 

I want no creams, no toupees,

Or transplanted hair,

In fact, I like my new

Yul Brynner savoir faire!

 

Besides, my barber gives discounts,

Since there’s fewer hairs to cut,

So, I don’t really care my head

Looks like a baby’s butt!   😊

OLD AND INVISIBLE

OLD AND INVISIBLE

When you look over here,

What do you see?

Do you see an old man?

Do you even see me?

 

The young do not see

How fast time flies,

Or that we

Are all doomed to die,

 

Maybe you think

I am glum and gloomy,

But maybe, too,

You are dumb and doomed, see,

 

Yesterday, I was young

Just like you,

Soon, you’ll be old,

And invisible, too.

OLE’ PAPPY AND HIS SNAPPY

 

OLE’ PAPPY AND HIS SNAPPY

Ole’ Pappy lost his snappy,

He was as tired as a dog,

He took a long, long nappy,

And slept like a log,

 

Then, he saw a lovely lady,

She gave him a sweet smile!

Then, Ole’ Pappy thought maybe

He could run for miles and miles!

 

Yes, Pappy regained his snappy,

And got pep back in his step,

He felt as handsome and happy

As a youthful Johnny Depp!

 

The lesson, albeit sappy:

Please think a little while,

One day, you may be like Pappy,

And simply need a sweet smile!  😊