MEDDLING FRIENDS!
You’re my best friend,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But concerning your boyfriend,
You really shouldn’t “settle!”
Although looks don’t matter,
As a general rule,
Your guy looks like the south end
Of a north bound mule,
And while character is relative,
I think you shouldn’t wish
For a guy whose backbone
Is like a spineless jellyfish,
And if, on any street,
He ever met a book,
They’d likely give each other
A really strange look,
Because his brain, just like a caveman,
It’s plain to see,
Is the size, I’ll compromise,
Of a teeny English pea,
So, my friend, I know,
I really shouldn’t meddle,
But I say this so, you’ll go,
And stomp the gas pedal! 😊
Lol! Why does this remind me of a specific friend’s significant other? 😉 Happy anew Year!
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Happy New Year or Happy anew Year? Do both work? 😂
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You are funny! I bet we all have met a few people whose brains seem to be the size of an English pea!!
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Oh my! English peas are so tiny! hehe
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Thank you for visiting! Happy new year, Isabella!
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I love it 🙂
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Thank you! You are kind!
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This is great!! 😂
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Thank you for your kindness!!
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Funny! Thanks for the New Year’s laugh!
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Thank you! Happy New Year!
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