HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

wasp

HOW TO DEAL WITH YELLOW JACKETS!

Her tongue is just like

A yellow jacket’s stinger,

When her words sting you,

The pain is gonna linger,

 

Some say we should

Be kind to her and good,

But I think, first, we really oughta,

Pop her once or twice with

A big fly swatter!   😊

THE NUDE NOME CELLO FELLOW!

cello

THE NUDE NOME CELLO FELLOW!

Klondike Kurt was an odd fellow,

He was also a bit lewd,

Kurt, sans pants and shirt,

Played the cello in the nude!

 

When Kurt was home,

This was fine,

But in downtown Nome,

It was way outta line!   😊

FRESH OUTTA SPIT!

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FRESH OUTTA SPIT!

Oh no!  Son of a gun!

It’s as bad as it gits!

I think I done run

Fresh outta spit!

 

It’s from chewin’ tobacco,

And dippin’ snuff,

My spit glands done said,

“That’s enuff!”

 

But I have a plan

To get “liquified,”

I’m gonna do goat yoga

And eat chicken deep fried!   😊