AS OLD AS METHUSELAH!
I’m as old as Methuselah,
But before I am done,
I finally have decided
To have some fun!
But I can’t play college football,
There’s no eligibility,
When you are pushing
Nine hundred eighty-three!
I wanted to sky dive
But the pilot was a boob,
He didn’t want “Old Man Die Live”
On You Tube!
I shoulda tried pro golf,
I really shoulda,
But now I’m just
An old Tiger Wooda-coulda,
The moral: it is clear,
Don’t wait, it’s a sin,
If you wait until you’re old,
To see what might have been! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 