BIG PHARMA’S FINE PRINT!

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BIG PHARMA’S FINE PRINT!

Big Pharma cares about itself,

And not about you,

Their pill risks are in fine print

So you won’t see and sue,

 

Not even Superman

With super sight

Could read that his pills

Will kill his flight,

 

Medicinal side effects

Are so many,

Some may give you wings

Just like a fowl guinea,

 

And you won’t know

That your meds for a cough

Have been shown to make

Noses fall off,

 

So, grab a magnifying glass,

And read, with a sigh,

How your headache pills

Are gonna make you die!   😊

A COWBOY’S LIFE

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A COWBOY’S LIFE

A cowboy’s life is tough,

Hot weather, briars, and stickers,

But I like it good enough,

O’er the lives of city slickers!

 

I live in a saddle,

On an endless prairie trail,

I round up wayward cattle,

There’s not much else to tell,

 

Just give me rowdy card games,

And an open sky at night,

And a lovely lady, and just maybe

A raucous saloon fight!

 

My days are long, of course,

My diet:  beans and dust,

My best friend is my horse,

And my “virtues:” greed and lust!   😊

THE NEW CLOWN STORE!

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THE NEW CLOWN STORE!

Welcome, kind Sir,

To our new clown store,

 

We seek laughter, not money,

Before you leave out the door,

 

And if you don’t laugh,

Please know, per chance,

 

Clowns tickle feet and toes,

Until you wet your pants!

 

So, welcome, kind Sir,

Care to buy a clown vest?

 

But beware, clowns are watching,

So, please laugh your best!   😊

I AIN’T PERFECT

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I AIN’T PERFECT

I ain’t perfect, but I’m much better,

Than Buck, my chief romantic competitor,

 

Buck may have a more dashing look,

But at least I know how to read a book,

 

And though Buck may have a voice which lingers,

At least I don’t eat all my food with my fingers,

 

And while Buck may look better in a snow ski cap,

His brain ain’t as big as a sparrow’s kneecap!

 

So, I ain’t perfect, yes, it’s true,

But forget Buck, I’m much better for you!   😊