REALITY IN THE DARK!

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REALITY IN THE DARK!

The reality is stark,

As I lie here in the dark,

Is this my nightly fate?

Not much to contemplate!

 

No need to summons Socrates,

Nor to debate Demosthenes,

Indeed, enough is said,

I surely, simply…wet the bed!   😊

I drifted off to sleep and then,

Yes, I wet the bed again!   😊

 

JUST BACON!

burger and bacon

JUST BACON!

Each morning, when I awaken,

I love the smell of sizzling bacon,

 

Oh, thy sizzling sound and smell,

I know and love thee, all so well!

 

For bacon on burgers, or with an egg,

Or bacon on pizza, I will beg!

 

Some say pork may be unclean,

But my reply won’t be wordy,

 

Make my bacon fat, not lean,

And make me…DIRTY!

 

Bacon, bacon, of thee I sing,

Bacon, just bacon, on everything!   😊

LIKE A MEDUSA!

red dress

SHE’S A MEDUSA!

She’s a Medusa in a red dress,

Her looks will make you moan,

I looked and I confess,

I was turned to stone,

 

Her body’s like chiseled marble,

No man can escape,

Your fate will be horrible,

Even in Superman’s cape,

 

As in Homer’s Illiad days,

It is written,

No man will escape her gaze,

All are smitten,

 

Somehow, I broke free,

But so sadly, then,

I began to moan and turned to stone,

When I looked at her again!   😊

EVIL EAVESDROPPING

drones

EVIL EAVESDROPPING

For as long as there have been leaves dropping,

There has also been eavesdropping,

But who can doubt it’s getting worse,

Or that technology has been a curse?

 

Satellites today can follow you,

Malicious drones can watch you, too,

The government tracks each email and call,

Countless cameras track us, one and all,

 

Sadly, privacy is a thing of the past,

We can’t go back; the die is cast,

Yes, Big Brother is watching you,

And soon, he may scream, “gotcha,” too!

A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

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A MEDIEVAL V. MODERN DAY DENTAL VISIT!

(For all you folks who love dentists, please know this is written in jest, just for fun!

Dentists do invaluable work!  But consider this:  does life ever really change?!)  😊

MEDIEVAL:

Forsooth, forsooth!

He broke his tooth,

Grab some leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

Forsooth, forsooth!   😊

 

MODERN:

In truth, in truth,

He broke his tooth,

We are the leeches,

Take all his riches,

Inflict some pain,

Drive him insane,

To fix one tooth,

In truth, in truth!   😊