CARDBOARD PERSONALITIES

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CARDBOARD PERSONALITIES

Don’t you just hate,

Cardboard personalities,

They’re like empty plates

Filled with dry banalities,

 

They don’t care

If your puppy died,

Their stoic brains

Are too freeze-dried,

 

We shouldn’t hate them

We should just feel pity,

They’re the real walking dead,

In an empty city.

MY EARS ARE RINGING!

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MY EARS ARE RINGING!

My ears are ringing,

And I don’t know why,

Am I okay,

Or does it mean I’ll die?

 

Last month, my ears rang,

And I didn’t know why,

Til my mother in law came,

She still hasn’t said “bye!”

 

Now, again, my ears ring,

So, I think I will…

Drop everything and

Head for the hills!   😊

THE CHICKEN FIGHT!

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THE CHICKEN FIGHT!

I grabbed a chicken leg

And took a little bite,

Who could have known

It would start a big fight!

The chicken bit me back

And she began to chide,

“Why did you bite me

Before I was fried?!”

Other chickens gathered round

And many looked fit,

Suddenly, they grabbed me

And tied me to a fire spit!

This story doesn’t end

Like I thought it would,

I was the one who was

Finger lickin’ good!   😊

OLD AND INVISIBLE

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OLD AND INVISIBLE

When you look over here,

What do you see?

Do you see an old man?

Do you even see me?

 

The young do not see

How fast time flies,

Or that we

Are all doomed to die,

 

Maybe you think

I am glum and gloomy,

But maybe, too,

You are dumb and doomed, see,

 

Yesterday, I was young

Just like you,

Soon, you’ll be old,

And invisible, too.

THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

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THE LUMBERJACK’S SCREAM!

A big lumberjack named Jess,

Hailed from lower Loch Ness,

And Jess had one special trait,

His mum would confess,

 

Yes, Jess, a big burly man,

Had a wee girly scream,

And one day, “she” cried,

When he dropped his ice cream!

 

The other lads laughed

At poor Jess’s fate,

Until big burly Jess

Bopped each of his mates,

 

So, lads, avoid this mess,

If you hear a wee girly scream,

Don’t laugh, just get Jess

Another ice cream!   😊