RED HOT KISSING!

RED HOT KISSING!

I think I know

What you’ve been missing,

I think you want

Some red hot kissing!

 

And I have a plan or two,

Here, my Dear, is what I’ll do,

I’ll dip my lips in tabasco sauce,

So hot, it would burn a tabby cat’s paws,

 

You may think I’m crazy, probably,

When I add a dash of hot wasabi,

And you’ll holler, un pequeño,

When I add peppers with jalapeno,

 

So, when, my Dear,

You do “lip attacks,”

At least you’ll have

Red hot sugar smacks!   😊

YOUR VAMPIRE GROUPIE!

YOUR VAMPIRE GROUPIE!

When I saw you

In the moonlight,

I hoped that you

Would soon bite,

Yes, bite me, wow!

Sock it to me,

I am now

Your vampire groupie!   😊

 

THE OLDER THE VIOLIN…

THE OLDER THE VIOLIN…

Do you care I’m much older?

He’s just a flash in the pan,

Why fall in love with a boy,

When you can fall in love with a man?

 

He may “climb your mountain” longer,

If that is all you seek,

But loving him couldn’t be wronger,

Let me take you to the peak,

 

Young guys only think of self,

Old guys know a thing or two,

He’ll leave his brain on a shelf,

I’ll focus more on pleasing you!

 

And please be rememberin’,

Before you pick,

“The older the violin,

The sweeter the music!”   😊

DEADBEAT HELL

DEADBEAT HELL

Any man who hits his wife,

And fills her life with fear and strife,

Any man who won’t work and pay

To support his children every day,

In worst cases, send him straight to jail,

And then, straight to Deadbeat Hell!

MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

MY BLEAKY, LEAKY BLADDER!

I had an itchy toe fungus,

But what’s even sadder,

I sprung a new leak

In my bleaky, leaky bladder,

 

Now, when I reach down

To scratch my itchy toes,

I wet my big boy pants,

And everybody knows!   😊