[Disclaimer: For all the “P.C. crowd,” out there,
this poem is meant only for fun and we all must
recognize that physical looks aren’t everything
and also that mothers contribute even more to
their children’s looks than crude, ugly fathers!]
MY LOVER LOOKS LIKE HER DADDY!
I looked into my lover’s eyes,
And realized, to my surprise,
She looks just like her daddy!
For this, I was not ready!
But then, I realized
I shouldn’t be surprised,
It’s cool how God can take
An ugly man, and make
A lovely, curvy girl,
Who makes my ten toes curl!
So, when my lover aims to kiss,
You know, for sure, I will not miss! 😊