THE MILK-SUCKING KITTEN PROBLEM!

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THE MILK-SUCKING KITTEN PROBLEM!

Doctor, Doctor,

I hate to aggravate,

But what should I do

When my toes lactate?

 

Doctor, Doctor,

I don’t know how,

But my toes give more milk

Than a huge dairy cow,

 

And Doctor, Doctor,

It just ain’t fittin,’

Each toe is besieged

By a milk-sucking kitten!   😊

MY PERFECT TEN!

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MY PERFECT TEN

She was a perfect ten,

Like Shakira meets Megan Fox,

I was more like Danny Devito

Meets Babe, the Blue Ox,

 

But when she saw me,

She couldn’t keep her hands off,

She didn’t stop kissing,

Even when I had to cough,

 

Was she my soul mate?

Yes, so it would seem,

But wait, oh no!

I just woke up from a dream!   😊