MY PERFECT TEN!

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MY PERFECT TEN

She was a perfect ten,

Like Shakira meets Megan Fox,

I was more like Danny Devito

Meets Babe, the Blue Ox,

 

But when she saw me,

She couldn’t keep her hands off,

She didn’t stop kissing,

Even when I had to cough,

 

Was she my soul mate?

Yes, so it would seem,

But wait, oh no!

I just woke up from a dream!   😊

15 thoughts on “MY PERFECT TEN!”

  1. This one cracked me up, especially, “I was more like Danny Devito, Meets Babe, the Blue Ox.” Well done!

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