THE TALL DRINK OF WATER

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THE TALL DRINK OF WATER

He was a tall drink of water,

But few lived who took a sip,

Outwardly, he was handsome,

Inside, ugly, lip to hip,

 

With guile, he could enthrall

And always, he appeased,

With style, he did it all,

As he always teased and pleased,

 

Yes, he was tall and handsome,

But inside, an ugly elf,

Ladies, beware and leave

Those tall glasses on the shelf!   😊

JUST ONE LIP!

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JUST ONE LIP!

Next time you take

One of your trips,

Please leave me

Just one of your lips!

 

I won’t view it

As a dump on me,

In fact, your lip

Would be great company!

 

Each night, it could stay up

With me for a while,

And at least I’d have

One half of your smile!

 

And for my morning coffee,

It would be so neat,

To stir your lip in it,

And make it sweet!

 

So, on your next trip,

Please don’t hesitate,

To leave a lip, or two,

Then, they’d have a playmate!   😊

LIFE GETS IN THE WAY!

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LIFE GETS IN THE WAY!

We all want to have fun!

And laugh and play,

But sometimes, it seems,

Life gets in the way,

 

Work problems abound,

The kids need braces,

New problems are found

In everyday places!

 

But life’s not just receiving, but also giving,

We all have problems while we are living,

When you no longer have any strife,

It means you no longer have any life!   🙂

THE LOCH LOOSE GOOSE TRUCE!

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THE LOCH LOOSE GOOSE TRUCE!

I was hunting in far off Loch Loose,
In the woods near St. Patty’s dam,
When I spied an aging goose,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am,

And I was so hungry,
So, I wasn’t choose-y,
I grabbed my gun, see,
And shot that ole’ goose-y,

But then it grabbed my gun,
And shot me back, BAMM!
So, we both lay bleedin’ at the settin’ sun,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am!

So, now, me and ole’ goose-y
Are best chums, by damn,
If you can’t beat ‘em or eat ’em, don’t be choose-y,
Just as sure as I’m sure I am!  🙂