MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

monkey scratching

MONKEY FLEAS AIR FRIED!

I’m your little chunky monkey,

But I feel a wee bit funky,

 

Scratch and pick my back, please!

I am drowning in fleas!

 

I worry about my complexion,

From my scratching infection,

 

You may eat them, if you wish,

Fleas make a tasty dish,

 

But if I may inspire,

Toast them in your air fryer!   😊

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