THE BARN YARN LIZZY HISSY FIT!
I’m a farmer boy, my name is Joe,
My girl friend is Lizzy, I love her so,
One day, we were up in the hay loft playing,
When I jumped down, I’m just saying,
You may think I’m just spinning a yarn,
But this really happened at the hay loft barn!
When I jumped down,
I began to cough,
What could I have swallowed
Up in the hay loft?
Suddenly, I hurt, way down in my gizzard,
And then, I spit up … a tiny green lizard,
The lizard glared at Lizzy,
And worked himself into a tizzy,
“Don’t step into my barn, not one little bit,
No other Lizzys,” as he pitched a hissy fit!
Next, he shook his lizard fist,
And then, he ran away,
And that’s my barn yarn,
That’s all I’ve got to say! 😊