THE BARN YARN LIZZY HISSY FIT!

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THE BARN YARN LIZZY HISSY FIT!

I’m a farmer boy, my name is Joe,

My girl friend is Lizzy, I love her so,

One day, we were up in the hay loft playing,

When I jumped down, I’m just saying,

 

You may think I’m just spinning a yarn,

But this really happened at the hay loft barn!

When I jumped down,

I began to cough,

 

What could I have swallowed

Up in the hay loft?

Suddenly, I hurt, way down in my gizzard,

And then, I spit up … a tiny green lizard,

 

The lizard glared at Lizzy,

And worked himself into a tizzy,

“Don’t step into my barn, not one little bit,

No other Lizzys,” as he pitched a hissy fit!

 

Next, he shook his lizard fist,

And then, he ran away,

And that’s my barn yarn,

That’s all I’ve got to say!   😊

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