(Disclaimer: As to the following poem, no offense is intended toward any “granny fannies” out there. Undoubtedly, many are quite lovely and useful for sitting, too! The author further acknowledges that grandpa fannies are likely to be even more unsightly than granny fannies, but because “grandpa” doesn’t rhyme with “fanny,” he felt it was necessary to use the word “granny” in the following silly, little poem!)
LIFE’S UNFORGETTABLE SIGHTS!
Life is filled with terrible sights,
Train wrecks, fires, and dogs which bite,
Puss-filled pimples, we can’t forget!
But there’s one more horrific sight yet…
The sight which is worst and most uncanny:
You can’t “unsee” old granny’s fanny! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 
This really made me smile! 😁. I have a true story of 5 dogs, 1 cat, painters on the outside of the house (they had all the outside doors wrapped in plastic), a Jeep without doors, somewhere important to be and One Granny Fanny 🙃. I would find it completely unbelievable if it hadn’t happened to Me 😂
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Thank you so much, Suzanne! You are a real peach!
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Hehehehe 😀
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Thanks for the hehehe!
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The disclaimer… hahaha!
Wonderful humor 💕
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