[Disclaimer: Please note that the author is actually a very romantic person who has wonderful, romantic sons, in addition to a wonderful, romantic daughter! In short, the following poem is written only for your entertainment and with tongue in cheek!] 🙂
YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!
Dear Daughter, you will be just fine,
You don’t need a Valentine!
Guys are like beasts, belching and boring,
If they’re not farting, it means they’re snoring!
And guys have lewd, lascivious minds,
Guys are the “missing link,” and that’s being kind!
Also, guys start wars, and other reasons are legion,
Guys care only about sports and scratching nether regions!
So, Daughter, please take another look,
Instead of a guy, find a good dog or good book!
But dear Daughter, you will be just fine,
You don’t need a Valentine! 😊