[Disclaimer: Please note that the author is actually a very romantic person who has wonderful, romantic sons, in addition to a wonderful, romantic daughter! In short, the following poem is written only for your entertainment and with tongue in cheek!] 🙂
YOU DON’T NEED A VALENTINE!
Dear Daughter, you will be just fine,
You don’t need a Valentine!
Guys are like beasts, belching and boring,
If they’re not farting, it means they’re snoring!
And guys have lewd, lascivious minds,
Guys are the “missing link,” and that’s being kind!
Also, guys start wars, and other reasons are legion,
Guys care only about sports and scratching nether regions!
So, Daughter, please take another look,
Instead of a guy, find a good dog or good book!
But dear Daughter, you will be just fine,
You don’t need a Valentine! 😊
SOUTHERN WRITER 
Cheeky poem. Hilarious
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I’ll interpret “cheeky” as a compliment! Thank you!
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Yeah, it is a compliment.
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Funny.:-)
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Thank you so much, Priscilla!
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Happy Galentine’s Day!
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Same to you!!
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A protective father 😊 nice one 👍
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Thank you! Yes, I am!
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you should be 🙂
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Enjoyed this 🙂 🙂
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Thank you! You are so kind!
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😂 great poem! Really made me laugh 😂
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Thank you! Making a few laughs was my goal!!
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Excellent advice. There’s a lot of little broken hears on Valentine’s Day due to the hype. Not just little girls either. Love this! 😊
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Thank you! I tried to approach this topic with humor, but you are correct. I love each visit to your awesome site!
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It’s very humorous but also a message that is quite lovely.
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Amen to this. Beautiful.
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Thank you very much!
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That was fun! 🤣
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Thank you, Christine!
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