I HATE MAIL!

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I HATE MAIL!

I hate mail,

Cuz mail means bills,

And bills are like

Swallowing bitter pills,

 

I like shopping,

There’s lots to say for it,

But with shopping,

You get lots of bills to pay for it,

 

So, I’ll stop shopping,

That would be swell,

I’ll get no more bills,

And then, I’ll like mail!   🙂

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR?

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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR!

Would you travel very far

To buy your favorite candy bar?

I like Hershey bars, but more,

I like them as a part of smores,

 

Another bar, if I may say,

When I feel “nutty,” I buy Payday,

Mounds or Almond Joys? Sure, let’s eat it!

With their coconut, you can’t beat it!

 

Or maybe you satisfy chocolate cravings

With Three Musketeers, you are raving,

Also, I crave nutty Baby Ruths,

But watch out, you could break a tooth!

 

How about a Reeses peanut butter cup?

But is that a bar? I don’t know, what’s up?

But another bar that’s a winning ringer,

Is a tasty, flaky Butterfinger!

 

Or maybe its cousins hit the mark,

Zagnut, Fifth Avenue, or Clark,

But there’s no ifs, ands, or buts,

I hate Heath bars’ hard toffee and nuts,

 

So, What’s my favorite? It’s the Zero!

It’s my white chocolate hero!

What’s your opinion? Let’s not spar!

What’s your favorite candy bar?!   🙂

MY SWEET LITTLE SKITTLE!

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[Photograph from Wikipedia]

MY SWEET LITTLE SKITTLE!

You’re so sweet,

I bet you’d taste a little

Like a sweet, tasty bag

Of candy Skittles!

 

You have their vibrant colors,

And mountain road curves,

I’d ask for a sample,

If I only had the nerve!

 

But just one bit

Of somber gravity,

With each taste of you,

I’d get a cavity!   😊