THE FINGER SNAPPY PAPPY!
I feel so darn good,
I’m a finger snappy pappy!
Who knew I could
Feel so slap dab happy!
It feels so darn good,
I can hardly stand it!
I’d make a million bucks,
If I knew how to can it!
It’s all because of you,
And because you love me!
I could jump a stump backwards
Then, jump another forty-three!
Come and get some, too,
Before some agency bans it,
And I’ll give you three kisses,
If you can help me can it! 🙂