I AM DYING TO KNOW YOU!

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[Disclaimer: Yes, the author realizes that most human beings do not have gizzards,

but how else was I going to insert the rhyming words “angry lizard” in the poem?!!]

I AM DYING TO KNOW YOU!

I am dying to know you!

I literally mean it!

My love-sick body shuts down,

No doctor’s ever seen it!

 

When I first see you,

My body shimmy-shakes,

And when you get near,

My head swims and aches!

 

Then, my kidneys shut down,

And wow, then my liver,

Turns a somersault

And really starts to quiver!

 

Next, my heart starts pounding,

And springs holes, like a sieve,

When I reach this point,

I have just minutes to live!

 

And then there’s my poor gizzard,

And my bladder, if you please,

The former:  an angry lizard,

And like the latter, seeks release!

 

Should I stop loving you?

Please don’t even ask it,

If I can’t be with you,

I’d just drop and blow a gasket!   🙂

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