THE GREEN EGG AND HAM AFFLICTION!
Hello, call me Sam,
Sam, I am,
Reading books to kids is lots of fun,
Except reading over and over the very same one!
I’ve read Green Eggs and Ham 8,857 times,
And now, I can speak only in Dr. Seuss rhymes!
I’ve seen counselors, wizards, and doctors galore,
I’ve tried them, tried them, more and more,
I’ve tried doctors on a train,
In a car, and in a bus,
I’ve tried doctors everywhere,
Everywhere, what a fuss!
And one more problem,
I now am…
Able to eat
Only green eggs and ham! 🙂
SOUTHERN WRITER 
Ah…hahahahaha…
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Thank you for visiting!!
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This is so comical. My kids love the book green eggs and ham so I too have read it way too many times.
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Thank you! I love everything Seuss, too! And I have read them at least 8,857 times!
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I can believe that.
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;:). Enjoyed!
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Thank you! I always enjoy your fine site!
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Likewise! Thank you for saying! 😊
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Fun! I thought about putting green food coloring in my kids’ scrambled eggs and serving it with ham just to make the book more fun! You might try “On Beyond Zebra” by Dr. Seuss, one of my personal favorites!
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You have a fun idea about the food coloring!!
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Yes, I always liked to mix it up with my kids. They were both pretty creative in their own ways!
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Haha! I memorized Green Eggs and Ham I read it so many times.
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Haha! And now, as a new grandfather, I am enjoying Seuss once again!
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That’s wonderful!
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Then you would appreciate Green Eggs and Hamlet. It’s on YouTube.
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I’ll check it out, thanks!!
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Ha! Every parent can relate. Thanks for the chuckle.
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