“TOM TERRIFIC” TIMMONS
“Tom Terrific” Timmons
Thought he was God’s gift to women,
He strutted down the college hall
And cocky Tom felt that all
The girls were watching him,
Cuz he was muscular and trim,
He also bullied other guys
And belittled their puny size,
You see, he was terrific Tom,
The ruler, the bomb!
But then, one day,
I’m happy to say…
As Tom strutted down the hall,
He slipped and took a mighty fall!
Everyone laughed, except Tom, who cried,
And no one helped him, or ran to his side,
And Tom’s reputation wasn’t enhanced,
As he both split and wet his big boy pants!
There are lessons to be learned from Tom’s disgrace,
We should learn to be humble and know our place,
Also, don’t be a bully and never strut
Cuz one day, you, too, may fall on your butt,
Then, you’ll never get a date for the dance,
Cuz you split and wet your big boy pants! 🙂
Nicely penned with great rhymes. I hope he learnt the lesson.
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Haha! Thank you! Yes, splitting and wetting one’s big boy or big girl pants in public tends to help one learn humility!
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Most excellent advice! I thoroughly enjoy your humor, too!
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Thank you! I’ll definitely be back!
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I look forward to hearing your feedback! 🙂
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I’ve known my share of Tom Terrifics.
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Haha! Thank you for visiting and commenting!
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Hahaha this is too funny!
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Thank you for visiting!!!
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