THE TINY FROG

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THE TINY FROG

Oh yes, I must confess,

My life was filled with stress,

As I fussed and cussed around every day,

 

One day, I drove my truck

In a ditch filled with muck,

I fussed and cussed, and called Triple A,

 

In that ditch, I saw there,

A tiny frog with blue hair,

I could tell he had something to say,

 

“Kind sir, please don’t fret,

It’s a lovely day, and yet,

I can tell you are stressing away!”

 

“You should stop and smell the roses,

And get some mud in your toes-es,

Then, everything will be okay!”

 

But then, the frog with blue hair

Was no longer sitting there,

I pondered why my life was this way,

 

Now, like the frog, I smell the roses,

And get some mud in my toes-es

I hope you’ll all do the same every day!

THE SHAKY SHAKES!

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THE SHAKY SHAKES!

Babe, I just don’t know

If I have what it takes,

To be in love with you,

Cuz I’ve got the shaky shakes!

 

My shakes are the worst

My doctor’s ever seen,

I quake like a three legged

Washing machine!

 

My shakes started shaking

Down in my pinky toes,

And moved to my knees and spleen

Then up to my shaky nose.

 

I can’t drink a glass of water,

Or use the potty, there’s no chance,

In both cases,

I end up with wet pants!

 

So, Darling, please see

I don’t have what it takes,

I love you, truly, truly,

But I’ve got the shaky shakes!

My Opinion of Taylor Swift

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MY OPINION OF TAYLOR SWIFT

I really like Taylor Swift,

She stands for what she believes in,

But while her music gives you a lift,

Her politics can be deceiving,’

 

She’s endorsed a man named Bredesen,

But I think he’s a forty-watt dud,

He’s certainly no Thomas Edison,

So, her endorsement’s not so good!

 

So, let’s fight for Taylor’s rights,

Even when we think she’s wrong,

But let’s not lose sight that maybe she might

Should just stick to singing songs!

LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

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LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER

Don’t you think I really oughta

Teach some life lessons to my darling daughter?

  1. Diet or exercise may be your friend,
  2. But you’ll love chocolate until the end!
  3. You don’t need lots of expensive tools,
  4. Just a hammer and duct tape, and you’ll be cool.
  5. Don’t smoke cigarettes and try not to speed,
  6. And please stay away from “whacky weed!”
  7. As for guys, before you say where your heart is at,
  8. Watch how he treats your dog or cat,
  9. And if he ever tries to give you some crap,
  10. Let him see the power of your taser gun’s zap!  😊