LIFE LESSONS FOR MY DAUGHTER
Don’t you think I really oughta
Teach some life lessons to my darling daughter?
- Diet or exercise may be your friend,
- But you’ll love chocolate until the end!
- You don’t need lots of expensive tools,
- Just a hammer and duct tape, and you’ll be cool.
- Don’t smoke cigarettes and try not to speed,
- And please stay away from “whacky weed!”
- As for guys, before you say where your heart is at,
- Watch how he treats your dog or cat,
- And if he ever tries to give you some crap,
- Let him see the power of your taser gun’s zap! 😊