FOURTEEN BEERS AND FOURTEEN WHISKEYS
I’ve had fourteen beers,
But I ain’t drunk,
And if you thunk so,
Then you can re-thunk!
And though it may
Sound a bit risky,
I may now start
Drinking rye whiskey,
But when I reach fourteen,
I will stem it,
Cuz I don’t want to get drunk
And I know my limit! 🙂