MY LITTLE MONKEY TOES!

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MY LITTLE MONKEY TOES!

You can laugh at my ears
And taunt my big nose!

But don’t make fun
Of my little monkey toes!

My toes help me climb
The tallest pine trees!

And there, I can dangle
As long as I please!

And my toes are handy,
If I have no other means,

I can use my toes to open
A can of pork and beans!

So, you can laugh at my looks
And all else, I suppose!

But don’t make fun
Of my little monkey toes! 🙂

THE CLOWN CAR!

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THE CLOWN CAR

I was stuck in a clown car
While riding on a train,

Forty-two kilometers
From Barcelona, Spain.

How I got there,
I don’t know!

But what I saw
Was quite a show!

Clowns were running,
Jumping, everywhere!

At first, all I could do
Was stare and stare!

Big red noses
And floppy, clomping feet,

Climbing all over
Every seat!

The clowns were devilish
And playing pranks!

They’d pull each other’s noses
And then oddly say, “thanks!”

Finally, one small clown asked,
“Why are you here?”

I said, “I don’t know,”
“I did not mean to appear!”

Then, the clown said,
With a mischievous grin,

“You must agree to be pranked
Before you go where you’ve been!”

My heart sank!
Pranked, what prank?

What does this mean,
I thinked and thanked!

He gave me two choices:
To be “befuzzled” or “kersplat!”

I didn’t really know what to
Think about that!

But quicker than a sneeze,
I chose “kersplat!”

And before I could move,
Pies hit where I was at!

Pies hit my face,
My eyes and nose,

Lots of pies, every place,
Including my toes!

But I then really learned
Where this prank was at,

When the clowns tossed me
Off the train, “kersplat!”

So, I sat in a ditch

Watching a train,

Now, forty-one kilometers

From Barcelona, Spain.

HAPPY LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF

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HAPPY LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF

She made me go from glad to sad
With just one angry look!

Then when I turned around
She hit me with a book!

And then I went from sad to mad
Quicker than a cough!

When she made me run round like a chicken
With its head cut off!

But then I was happy again,
And dancing, don’t you see!

With no head, I had no worries
I was happy and care-free! 🙂